5 Months

OK I am so sorry it has been 5 months since my first post. As a conciliatory gesture, I will once again fill your brains with the utmost relevant commentary on the most newsworthy of topics. This topic has been weighing on your brain slug's (me) mind for a devil's fortnight (yes, I did just make up the saying "devil's fortnight" and am willing to hear your definitions to apply to said saying). The U.S. still dominates many athletic competitions, including the overall number of gold medals taken during Olympic competitions. Though this jaunty display of domination is in no way representative of our actual influence upon the world community, it does show our insistence upon being respected physically and not necessarily mentally (George W. Bush, U.S.A.'s number one cheerleader). Need confirmation? Think Lance Armstrong, Labron James, and The soccer guy that dated the chick from How I Met Your Mother. This glorification of athletes and our never ending allegiance to them simply serves commercialism and the rubber, colored bracelet industry.

Additionally, let's consider how the U.S. government has favored military build-up to educational funding more than 5-to-1 over the Clinton-Bush-Obama years. Nevermind, let's not considerer. Deeeeeeeepreeeeeesssssingggg.

My first blog

Don't let the title fool you, this is not a transcript of yet another episode of the dreadfully bawdy, multi-network, tramprogram Scrubs. This is BNIB in its rawest form. Blogging, aah, blogging. Just saying the word evokes a bitter chill of contempt for those who have recklessly set-sail on the abyssal blogoshere, navigated their way into our homes via the PC-Caravel (or the MACanoe...heyoooh), and dropped anchor in our psyche. The likes of Michelle Malkin and Arianna Huffington influencing the minds of the American people is infuriating and perplexing. I hate them both. There, now you know I'm bipartisan. But, I do not want to get too political on my first entry, so lets talk about abortion (kidding).

Anywho, I just wanted to get something down to let everyone know that you can all quit thinking now because...BNIB's blogging.